You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

• Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
• You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
• You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
• At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
• You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
• You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
• You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
• You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
• The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
• Wookies are offended by your B.O.
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

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